I saw a lone guy holding a “MARRIAGE = 1 MAN + 1 WOMAN” sign today and not only was he all alone but the sign blew away in the wind and then proceeded to snap in half

it was hilarious

why is my phone taking seventeen hours to charge it’s pissing me off

sensitizes:

we all have that friend who has to ask her mother to breathe

Which one of you cuties in DC just stopped me to tell me you follow me because you are a SWEETIE

myladysatsuki:

thinking bout my internet friends like

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awwww-cute:

"This is a strike. We refuse to puppy until management addresses our grievances

awwww-cute:

"This is a strike. We refuse to puppy until management addresses our grievances

eldermccutie:

guys I’m getting Jacob a present in DC but I don’t know what to buy him give me suggestions

thanks guys

arthurdarvvill:

in newsies, we don’t say “oyster”. we say “erster”, which roughly translates to “yer fancy clam with the poil in it”, and I think that’s beautiful.

guys I’m getting Jacob a present in DC but I don’t know what to buy him give me suggestions